The Saints Go Marching To South Florida

The New Orleans Saints are headed to the Super Bowl after beating the Minnesota Vikings 31-28 in overtime tonight. Saints' kicker Garrett Hartley made the game-winning field goal, sending the Superdome crowd into an absolute frenzy.

For the second time in three years, Brett Favre ended his season by throwing an interception. Now, the world must play "Waiting for Favre-dot" for what seems like the 10th straight year; at least Beckett's Vladimir and Estragon were likable. Favre is clearly using steroids to have his best season in last five years at the age of 40. (Interesting side note: the number one Google search beginning with "How old is..." is for Justin Bieber. The second most common search is for Favre). Furthermore, Favre is an overrated mercenary who couldn't care less about his fans or teammates. Even Peter King is starting to hate Favre now, and King wrote the book on Favre-doration.

The Saints go on to face the Colts in the Super Bowl in what should be an exciting, high-scoring game. Drew Brees vs. Peyton Manning is one of the best quarterback match-ups in Super Bowl history, and both teams are capable of lighting up the scoreboard. Unfortunately, Favre will manage to finagle his way into being the most talked about quarterback for the next two weeks, as he flip-flops his way into another semi-retirement and generally "acts just like a kid out there." Gunslinger. Grit.

Estra-Favre: "Well, should I retire?"

Vladi-Brett: "Yes, let's retire."

(They remain in the league).